Showing posts with label Jamal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jamal. Show all posts

Friday, 8 October 2010

Treatin people right

Saw Jamal outside the chippy last night with that slag from next door.

I don't care how many kids she's got with him, I want her to get her stinkin hands off of him. Makes me sick to see her throwing herself at him like that in public.
 
He was sposed to be coming to mine and phoned to say he couldn't make it cause he had to meet his mate behind Tesco cause he had a load of knock off DVDs he could get his hands off.
 
And then I find him with that rough cow!
 
I should tell her that no one finds that much gut hangin over her jeans attractive. Well, that guy the works on the fish counter in Netto probably does but even she wouldn't go there.
 
So I told er to keep her thievin hands off me man and told her I'd report er to the social about that job she's got down at the club on a Saturday night.
 
It got a ugly and I had to slap er about a bit, but you've gotta fight for your man avent you?
 
He just stood there giving it the 'ras klat' and suckin is teeth. Said he didn't want either of us but I know he'll be round later when he realises what hes lost.

I told Orlando on the way home, youve got to fight for what you believe in and don't let any fat cow stand in your way.
 
He was a bit quiet. Think he didnt like me pulling her hair or callin Jamal a sh*t head.
 
Still we stopped at the chippy on the way home and shared a saveloy between us. I spoil that boy I do

Monday, 4 October 2010

A bit nervous about startin this!!!

I've borrowed my Mam's laptop that she got off Uncle Jeff to do this bloggin. He got it down the pub. I meant to start bloggin last night but I got into an argument with the cow next door. She was arguing with her baby daddy and woke Baby Candice Junior up. She has 4 children, all from different men. What a slag. At least I only have 3!!!

I sent Destiny to school this morning. I forgot to send her PE kit, it's OK though cos their doin relay races and she's too fat to run, she'll just sit it at the side and watch.

Just waiting in for my delivery from Icelandic. The kids love it when I do the shopping, we celebrate with spam fritters, chips and beans. Yum! It also means that Destiny can have a nice packed lunch tomorrow. I like to give er wot she likes, Mars bar, Quavers, Coke and a nice big sausage roll or two. I only give her 2 of she's been good and helped me by rollin my ciggies for me.

I had a good weekend, just sitting around with the kids watching telly. Yesterday Jamal came round to see Baby Candice Junior, he brought her a wicked pair of Kappa joggers. I just wish he'd make up his mind whether he wants to be with us or not. We always end up arguing about money and he always leaves. My friend Gemma reckons she saw him last week, down the bowling, with the cow next door. I think Gemma's just trying to cause trouble cos she's jealous of me.

I hope this bloggin thing works out.I heard from my mate down the social that you get loads of free stuff if you do bloggin.