My first review - Gravy (24p)

Review: Gravy. (24p)

For meat dishes.

Last week I bought some Asda Smart Price Gravy Garanules.

I thought they were very nice but I spilled them on the kitchen floor while I was watching Judge Judy. (I can’t believe it was from 2003. And have you SEEN Sally James Raphael? YAWN>)) Nobody noticed so it was okay and I had cleared the piss up from when my mum came round before she went to Turkey. (Slag)

I like gravy garanules because you can do lots with them. Me and Destiny and Orlando had them with some Smart Price nuggets (50p for 20) which were quite nice as they have a lot (40% - nearly half!!!! Yum) chicken in them and a slice of bread. But Baby Candice Junior also had sum aswell, with Smash. It was quite lucky, i didn't know we had any in but found some behind the fridge.

I liked that they were easy to make. I put some in a cup for me, added some hot water from the tap and that was me DONE. Lol that’s me being Gordon Rmasay, DONE LOL) When I had finished my tea, I added some more hot water to what I’d left over so that Orlando could have some (He’s mummies big boy) and gave some to Destiny as well (but she is on a diet now and I have got her an exercise DVD, it’s by Davina McCall. Love you Davina.) I hope that I can get a WiiFIt with my blog, thats what me mate Gemma told me down the social.

But I’m worried about me benefit. Me mate Gemma blogged about Pizza Hut and they said they wud pay her £40. Do you think I should grass on er? That’s not fair is it. It’s like my cousins friend Mad Reg, he has been off sick for ages and he’s just filmed for Britian’s Strongest Man. I thought that he was bound to be in the shit for that, like those people who have a walking stick at court, but teach judo. How can you pull a lorry when you are off sick, and on the telly aswell? OMG. But he got away with it, Scottish free, the jammy bastard.

Anyway I liked the gravy garanules a lot. I was licking the plate when Jamal came round and asked why I never licked him like that.

I told him you can’t polish a turd. He said something about “man gravy”. I luv it when he gets romantic.

Awwww, now I’m thinking about me mum.

I saw her in Asda when I bought the garanules. I didn’t know she could run that fast. Had a lovely tan though.

Ingredients

Potato Starch , Vegetable Oil , Salt , Wheat Flour , Natural Flavouring (contains Milk) , Beef Fat , Colour (Ammonia Caramel) , Emulsifier (Soya Lecithins) .

Other information

Allergy Advice

There isn’t any

Dietary Information

Contains Gluten. Contains Wheat. Contains Milk. Contains Soya\Soybeans.

Smart Price

Jamal gave me a tenner so I went to Asda to get some smart price biscuits and a Take a Break. The kids were at school so it were just me and Baby Candice Junior. It's nice when we can get out together, even if it is just to the Asda.

Sat on the bus I read me Take A Break about that man who fell in love with a goat and that old lady who thought she were related to Prince Phillip but he were avin none of it, she was from Greece too. Then I got to readin about that woman who stole her friends man and had a baby with im. Even though the piccy was blurred I thought it looked like that cow next door.

Anyways, I was readin real slow so that I could sound out the letters in me head when I realised we were at our stop. I jumped up and got off just in time. I love getting off the bus cos it means I can ave a ciggie.

I got ome and there was this phonecall. Some stupid woman from the bus depot sayin she'd found Baby Candice Junior in er buggy on the bus. I didn't thank er, interfering old bag. Good job I put that necklace round Baby Candice Junior's neck with me name and number on it after the last time. The police dropped er off a bit later, she were still asleep.

I were glad to get me smart price biscuits back, they went right nice with me cup of tea.